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Posts Tagged ‘Sean Hannity’

September 16th, 2009 - 7:40 am § in Right

Boy Now Says Hannity Raped Him

The boy, who originally accused Sean Hannity of raping him only to recant his story a few days later, now says that he was coerced, and that his family was paid a large sum of money to take back his testimony. Those close to the case say this may be the final piece of the puzzle [...][...]

September 14th, 2009 - 8:13 pm § in Right

New Victim Steps Forward and Prompts Reopening of Sean Hannity Rape Investigation

After more than a year, another alleged victim has stepped forward to accuse Sean Hannity of rape.  This time, there seems to be more than ample proof. A 16-year-old from London has stepped forward claiming that he is the fourth rape victim of Sean Hannity.  The student, who has only been identifi[...]

September 14th, 2009 - 3:50 pm § in Right

Rapists Run Rampent at Fox News

Over a year ago I uncovered an explosive story about how Sean Hannity had raped a 15-year-old boy.  The story was quashed by the tremendous influence of not only the mainstream media, but also powerful voices from within Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.  But recent investigations by others now[...]

May 25th, 2009 - 5:17 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Mr. Cheney’s Super Magical Phantomorgasmical Torture Tour

That lovable shotgun-to-the-face ex-Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is at it again, touring the country with his ragtag fleet of misfits, selling his tonics and potions on the teevee like the snake oil salesmen of days gone by. But this time he isn’t selling yellow cake uranium or “[...]

April 10th, 2009 - 7:42 pm § in News, Right

Tea Bagger Party

Blanca has hitched her wagon to the whole tea bagging phenomenon storming the nation. In fact, I like tea bagging so much, that I have decided to start my own Tea Bagger Party. This should not be confused with the tea bagging parties being planned around the nation. This is an actual political par[...]

April 8th, 2009 - 7:37 pm § in News, Politics, Right

Advice for Republican Bloggers

The right wing blogosphere today is comprised of two main factions. Many of the blogs out the today attack Obama for any number of trivial matters, whether they be the gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, or to his referring to Austrian as a language and not a country. While [...][...]

April 7th, 2009 - 9:12 pm § in Homos, Jesus, News, Politics, Right

The Culture War Is Lost; Get Rapture Ready!

Vermont became the fourth state in the Union to legalize gay marriage today, overriding the Republican governor’s veto. It was the first state to do so legislatively, and not through activist judges, doing things like judging from the judges bench. Those bastards! First Massachusetts, then C[...]

April 5th, 2009 - 4:47 am § in Homos, News, Right

When Will Gay Republicans Learn?

I was watching the teevee on Friday night, sipping my martini, and getting a foot rub from my puki pal Michelle Malkin, when we decided to change the channel from the 24-hour All Nude News Network to HBO. We like to watch Bill Maher, because, like my gal pal Ann Coulter, we may complain [...][...]

April 4th, 2009 - 4:19 pm § in News, Right

Blanca Accepting Applications for Guest Host

It seems all of my right wing pals have backup hosts to take over for them when they go on vacation. Bill O’Reilly has my puki pal Michelle Malkin and Melanie Morgan when he goes out to buy new loofahs. Sean Hannity has Joe the Plumber for those times he feels like getting [...][...]

March 24th, 2009 - 6:54 am § in Green, News, Politics, Right

Michele Bachmann: I Want People “Armed And Dangerous” Over Obama Tax Plan

Controversial Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said this weekend that she wants residents of her state “armed and dangerous” over President Barack Obama’s plan to reduce global warming “because we need to fight back.” God bless Michelle Bachman. Without her on our side,[...]